The Penultimate Laugh

Original media : TES Online A horker and an angry goose enter a Windhelm tavern. The meeting is uneventful. It's not a riddle! Ho ho! Just a story I like to tell. But we've no time for tales! No, no! The wondrous trove of Maelmoth the Mysterious is nearly within reach! My marvelous Mysterium awaits your inspection! No need for keys, good friend. The scroll's a key! You see? You see! Enter, if you dare!