Kindly Contrivers Notes

Original media : TES Online By Abamas Smeed Minutes of the Biweekly Conclave of the Kindly Contrivers of Clavicus Vile, Abanas Smeed reporting. Eight o'clock: Meeting called to order. Eight o'one: Meeting called to disorder. Eight o'five: Shouting subsides. Eight o'six: First point of order brought before the Conclave, devise appropriate response to the village of Sundercliff's plea for new farming implements before First Seed. Eight Thirty: Discussion interrupted by unruly fidgeting. You know who you are. Eight Forty: Fooligan excused to address embarrassing rash. Breakthrough reached in Sundercliff dilemma. Nine o'clock: Sundercliff proposal brought to vote. Nine o'five: Sundercliff proposal accepted by majority vote. Nine Fifteen: Jeering of opposing voters subsides. Nine Seventeen: Second point of order brought before the Conclave, progress report of cursed soul stone research. Nine Thirty: Opening haranguing concluded. Nine Thirty-One: Report started. Nine Thirty-Two: Report concludes, no significant progress made. Nine Fifty-Five: Disparaging remarks brought to a close. Ten o'clock: Moment of pouting silence concludes. Ten o'one: Third point of order brought before the Conclave, lunch. Ten Thirty: Consensus on food-like items could not be reached. Ten Thirty-One: Break suggested, libations uncorked. Eleven o'clock: Consensus reached that cask may have been a little off. Bedlim excuses himself to engage in a laughing fit. Eleven o'five: Horrific instance of mass retching takes place. Eleven Thirty: Mallein loudly proclaims that she wishes she had never been born. Eleven Thirty-One: Proclamation passes unanimously. Eleven Fifty: Attendees scrape together five hundred pieces of gold for an offering. Eleven Fifty-Nine: Lunch consensus reached. Noon: Conclave adjourns to prepare offering.