I'm my own grandpa

Original media : TES 3 : Morrowind - Plugin "Entertainer" By Gaeldol, Funniest Wood Elf Ever Why did the Dark Elf cross the road? How many orcs does it take to light a torch? Depends. Is an orc is doing the counting? What is green and hops and sizzles on lava? an Orc Acrobat If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares? If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet? Not if you cut off the feet first.