A Less Rude Song

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Original media : TES 3 : Morrowind
Comment : This book also appears in TES 4 : Oblivion and TES Online.

By Anonymous


They say
The Iliac Bay
Is the place to barrel around
Without a bit of apparel on,
As advertised in that carol song
A tune that's sung as the west wind blows
About it lovely not wearing any clothes.
Ladies singing high notes, men singing lows,
Implying that the most luscious depravity
And complete absence of serious gravity
Can only be found in the waterous cavity
Of Iliac Bay.


If you are the type who is more a sinner than a sinned,
You'll find it all in Morrowind.


But the truth, my child,
Is that nothing more wild
That [sic] an ordinary fashion
Kind of slightly mad passion
Can be detected if at all
In Sentinel and Daggerfall.


Whatever your odd needs: feathered, scaled, or finned,
You'll find it all in Morrowind


It's an invention of bards
That Bretons and Redguards
Have more than some staid fun
And suffer deviant fornication.
For the most of madness, not the least,
The wise debaucher heads out east.


Where your once steely reserve is now merely tinned,
You'll find it all in Morrowind.


In Morrowind,
There is sin.
But, pray, do not confuse Dunmer variety
With that found in tepid Western society
Compared to which, it nearly is piety.
It isn't terribly ingenious calling it prudery
Observing the Dark Elf aversion to nudity.
After all, the preferred sort of lewdity
In these parts is far more pernicious.
From the Ashlanders to the wettest fishes
You'll find pleasure and pain quite delicious
In Morrowind.

If you find yourself with unkind kinship with your kin
You'll find it all in Morrowind.