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They say
<br>The Iliac Bay
<br>Is the place to barrel around
<br>Without a bit of apparel on,
<br>As advertised in that carol song
<br>A tune that's sung as the west wind blows
<br>About it lovely not wearing any clothes.
<br>Ladies singing high notes, men singing lows,
<br>Implying that the most luscious depravity
<br>And complete absence of serious gravity
<br>Can only be found in the waterous cavity
<br>Of Iliac Bay.

If you are the type who is more a sinner than a sinned,
<br>You'll find it all in Morrowind.

But the truth, my child,
<br>Is that nothing more wild
<br>That [sic] an ordinary fashion
<br>Kind of slightly mad passion
<br>Can be detected if at all
<br>In Sentinel and Daggerfall.

Whatever your odd needs: feathered, scaled, or finned,
<br>You'll find it all in Morrowind

It's an invention of bards
<br>That Bretons and Redguards
<br>Have more than some staid fun
<br>And suffer deviant fornication.
<br>For the most of madness, not the least,
<br>The wise debaucher heads out east.

Where your once steely reserve is now merely tinned,
<br>You'll find it all in Morrowind.

In Morrowind,
<br>There is sin.
<br>But, pray, do not confuse Dunmer variety
<br>With that found in tepid Western society
<br>Compared to which, it nearly is piety.
<br>It isn't terribly ingenious calling it prudery
<br>Observing the Dark Elf aversion to nudity.
<br>After all, the preferred sort of lewdity
<br>In these parts is far more pernicious.
<br>From the Ashlanders to the wettest fishes
<br>You'll find pleasure and pain quite delicious
<br>In Morrowind.

If you find yourself with unkind kinship with your kin
You'll find it all in Morrowind.